tamamita:

casual-darkness:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

Step-by-step guide to wield a ‘Golden Cudgel’ like the Monkey King Sun Wukong by 襄阳梅子

wordfather:

wordfather:

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said ‘Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you’ll have More time to get ready It’s called the Goldblum’s Law and it works just go back to sleep’ and i believed him and i overslept

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

jeonseoguu:

LETS GO JAGUARS LETS GO

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

isuggesteatingtherich:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won’t help

sorry I thought you were someone else

eleventhearl-deactivated2024022:

charly garcía, 1979

ph: daniel merle

elbiotipo:

fab2twerk4u:

;;;

fab2twerk4u:

;;;

veeranger:

gohan is the funniest ever version of a burnt out gifted kid because the thing he’s burnt out on is having superpowered martial arts abilities. by every other metric he’s a very stable and successful adult man but nobody in his life except his wife and mother care about that shit, and they all call him a washed up loser because he doesn’t want to shoot energy beams at aliens anymore.

pocketdogs:

hey guys check out this fish i found on the sidewalk

drtanner:

importantcatpics:

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

nosleepforaiba:

nosleepforaiba:

Did something happen

intrinsically-disordered-proxein:

we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

saxifraga-x-urbium:

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn’t need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn’t require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps